Is Life At Work Really Better Than In Prison ?

I came accross this article and would like to share it for reading pleasure. Space In prison, you spend the majority of your time in an 8 by 10 cell, BUT At work, you spend most of your time in a 6 by 8 cubicle Meal In prison, you get 3 meals a day and they are FREE, BUT At work, you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it yourself Reward In prison, you get time off for good behaviour, BUT At work, you get reward for good behaviour with extra works Security In prison, the guard will lock and unlock the doors for you, BUT At work, you mucy carry a security tag to unlock and open all the doors yourself Recreation In prison, you can watch TV and play games, BUT At work, you get FIRED for watching TV and playing games Toilet In prison, you get your own toilet, BUT At work, you have to share the toilet with others Freedom In prison, they allow your family and friends to visit, BUT At work, you can't even speak to them Expenses In prison, all expenses are paid for by taxpayers with no work at all, BUT At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and tax is being deducted from the salary to pay for the prisoners' expenses Wish In prison, you spend most of your life looking through the bars from inside wanting to get out, BUT At work, you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside the bars Hmmm... Which One Sounds Better?